One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living. All the typical answers came up — teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. 
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied,  "Well my mother’s [...]

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years.  Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace [...]

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese [...]

If you haven’t see this skit yet you’ll be thanking me for posting it here.  Let’s pretend the "landlord" is a ruthless capitalist republican and the "evictee" is a middle aged democrat peace activist.  Get it?
The Landlord on FunnyOrDie.com

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Originating on the Neal Boortz show, get your “I WANT MY MOMMY! HILLARY IN 2008! bumper sticker here at D=S.  We all know we’re just ignorant serfs in Hillary’s eyes and none of us can get by without big socialist government to guide us on our way.

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  Here is a little test that will help you decide.  The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.  Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the [...]